Finish The Story

[MHAQS]

And one flying umbrella that happens to be coated in Zombie-Making Juice™ pops open and catches an updraft.  It floats slowly away on the warm air currents down to new mexico.  Where the one (rather masochistic) fan of E.T. is thinking of taking his own life on a large dirty pile of the one game he's always loved.  The game that was abandoned in the desert because nobody loved it.  Just like him when he was ten.

As he stares down at the heap of unplayed copies of E.T., he realizes life IS worth living.  He grabs one of the faded black carts, and leaps for joy.  He turns to run towards town.  And as he skips away with smile on his face and an 8 bit song in his heart, a strong wind collapses the umbrella and it plummets to the ground, barely missing the poor fellow with a new found love for life.

As he bends over and picks up this strange goo-covered object that fell from the sky, he's suddenly mounted by a rabid deer and anally raped to death clutching his copy of E.T. that will never be played, the smile no longer on his lips.

I can't believe, I read that. But the world goes on and thus at last, it was free of Zombies.

[slackpipe]

Until the body of a man is located in the desert.  pants torn, rectum distended.  Clutching a gooey umbrella and a dirty faded copy of a video game the police department didn't know existed.  Coroners are called in, the area is taped off.  Samples of what would soon be identified as deer semen are taken.  All of these items are carefully loaded into what the local PD refers to as the "meat wagon".  As the driver pulls away and turns on the radio to listen to the last hit song of the now defunct Zombie Heston and the Phonies, he doesn't hear the soft rustle inside the body bag.  He doesn't notice it move.  Nor does he notice it unzip.  All of these things he's oblivious to, until he hears the soft whisper in his ear.

BRRAAaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssss......

[MHAQS]

credits roll...

[MHAQS]

WOW, I didn't know rolling the credits ends a story.... LOL.

*MHAQS takes the dare and rolls the credits again*.

credits roll.



Last edit by slackpipe:  Don't say i didn't warn you.

[slackpipe]

As the local police stand around arguing about who has to bring the doughnuts to the next crop burning and sharing stories of unprovoked taserings, one of them notices the coroner's van swerve into a tree.  They all quickly run towards the van yelling at Marty, the local coroner, asking him how much he'd had to drink this time.  When they reach the van, and get the driver's door open, they notice that no one is up front, and a small trail of blood leading to the back.