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OK, this forum game goes like this, each poster tells the next sentence of the story. I'll begin the story and the next poster will tell what happens next, adding only one sentence. Then the next and the next and so on. The only rule is no double posts. Got it? Lets go then...
Once upon a time there was a man who had too much money.
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MHAQS
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and he thought he could buy a ps3...
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but then he remembered that Xbox 360 is better...
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Jay
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but he hated Microsoft so
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so he thought he should buy a ps3 instead  ... |
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Jay
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but on his way to the store he was attacked by a gorilla and
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The gorilla drug him to the sewer, beat his ass and took all his money.
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You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
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As the gorilla walked away counting he cash, the poor battered man shouted to the heavens, "I WILL have my REVENGE!!!"
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The world is a mess and i just....need to rule it.
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Jay
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...so begins the saga of the man who hated the gorilla.
When we last left our hero he was swearing revenge on his ape-enemy. Now we rejoin him at the pawn shop trying to purchase a fire arm.
MAN: What do you mean there's a 5 day waiting period on hand gun?
CLERK: I have to run a background check.
MAN: Why don't you just check my balls instead!
CLERK: Why, you find a lump?
Then the man, quite embarrassed, left to try and find a gun on the black market.
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while leaving the pawn shop he was truck by a taxi cab traveling roughly 45 MPH
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You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
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Doing the math in his head he realized that a 2000lbs vehicle traveling at 45 mph equals lethal amount of force (see work below), the next to last thing to pass through his mind was a curse to the heavens for stopping him before his primate revenge was complete, followed quickly by a radiator.
Force = Mass x Acceleration*
Force = 2000lbs x 45mph
Force = LETHAL
*This is the only correct part of this mathematical exercise.
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Jay
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...and so it came to pass that Satan sent the man back to earth to take revenge upon the gorilla under the condition that he do as much damage to the world as possible...
Have you guessed the man's name? That's right. Carl Rove.
Over the next few years, the man got Bush elected to two terms and joined the Fox News channel. These actions re payed his debt to Satan, for surely they were evil. So once again he returned to the last place where he saw the gorilla.
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As the man crawled back into the sewer Colt .45 in hand he slipped on a rather soggy diaper and plunged face first into the muck of the sewer.
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You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
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Jay
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and then he knew how it felt to have to listen to himself on FOX News...
as he got up he saw the gorilla and realized...
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"That's not a gorilla, it's my......
...mommy?
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The world is a mess and i just....need to rule it.
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